shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you
“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.